if you’re not flattered by the fact that yahoo paid 1.1 billion for your bomb ass blog then you deserve a sprained asshole u ungrateful lil bitch

ooh girl I really love the way you restated that comment by putting it in bold and italics Mmm teach me your ways

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

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emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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no:

URL giveaway!

so I’m leaving tumblr as my auntie flo died and it just brings back horrible memories and I’m so grateful for my followers I am going to leave behind my url. like and reblog this post and I will pick out the lucky winner tomorrow at 8 GMT. Adiós

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soupkittens:

old macdonald had a farm

E I E I

[HEAVY METAL SCREAM] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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